lunedì 8 settembre 2008

Grande Dilbert



Volevo dire solo questo: io adoro Dilbert...

venerdì 29 agosto 2008

I'm Your Man



If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

giovedì 21 agosto 2008

Ma tu hai il fidanzato?

- Ma tu hai il fidanzato?

- Eh... no bimbi...

- Maestra, io lo so perché nessuno ti vuole, perché hai le tette piccole...

Bene, dopo quest'ennesima mortificazione, inflitta da un bambino di 5 anni, voglio morire...

martedì 12 agosto 2008

Dinner




Jan Svankmajer...

giovedì 7 agosto 2008

Sono anch'io vittima del bullismo!!!


Questa è forse stata la settimana più dura di tutta la mia vita.... sono stata picchiata insultata e sputata da piccoli teppisti, se resisto a questo agosto probabilmente diventerò un Highlander

martedì 29 luglio 2008